holiday equations

so i missed a day-
i'm entitled.
i took yesterday off, ya'll.
y'know, like a personal day at work or somethin' like that.
all that magical family cheer an' all was taking it's toll.
not to mention driving back and forth and back again across a small but lame state all damn day.
that's a lot of holiday pressure.
AND it's all on the wrong day,
mathematically speaking, i mean...
december 25th? cookie-cuttin' seahorseplay and weak weak weak sauce.
but how can that be, you ask?
well,
it all works itself out numerically;
12/25, or 1+2+2+5=10.
now the twenty-sixth of december, that's a whole other other type of business.
because obviously, 12/26 is 1+2+2+6=11, (word up)
and that's the mutha uckin' magic number, ya'll.
that said,
today is the day.
merry XI-mas.

(kwanzaa starts tonight, and so do the 11 days of elevenmas, too)
lords a-leapin' an sh!t;
never quiet, never soft...