constant improvement

i'm tellin' ya,
each new one is a little bit better than the last one.
which is becoming harder to pull off each time.
'as good as' isn't good enough....
(the object is more)

c'mon...
even unbaked that boombattie fattie is lookin' good!
vital wheat gluten, b!tches.
seitanic seance power infusions and unholy alliances of elasticity.
word up.

jim came by to receive a slice of the big action,
as a thank you for watching my four-legged obligations while we visited ct.
the dogs did NOT get a slice.
but they did get some sunfeathery light and fluffy pancakes this mornin'.
if you know someone who uses box mix,
kick 'em in the babymakin' parts. hard.
and if they don't add in the pure vanilla extract?
nad/ovary slaps are again in order.
vanilla.
c'mon.
they're pannie-cakes, yo.
not lame pan breads.
vanilla,
i'm tellin' you.
make it happen.


shawn and meryl are awesome.
this piece of woodsly hottness lives in my bathroom, now.
thanks, guys!
now every time i poop i'll be thinkin' of ya'll.
(instead of just every other time, i mean)


wizard walks,
moose tracks,
groceries,
wii golf,
incredible eats.....
today was a good day.
never quiet, never soft....