Friday, April 1

RABBIT, RABBIT!!!!!

yeah,
i said it.
that's how i conduct the foremost and first of the month's 
full-flavored focus for fortune,
and the call to cultivated and concentrated concentric circular coincidences.
i summon the spirit and memory of success,
and it all really happens, in F*ing full effect,
just by saying the magic word, twice.
yup.
rabbit rabbit.
that's how it's done,
and that's what we do.
y'know what else we do,
when we do our thing up here in the woodsly goodness?
we start each and every month off with some treats.
that's right.
because it's the numero uno big jump-start to the whole entire new new hottness,
hoppin' on off the calendar into a whole new phase of active participation
professional appreciation,
and intentional creation of all things expert.
word up.
this time,
it's cake.
check the teleport:
peanut buttery chocolate fuego for your face!
it's always hard to estimate the correct dollop of peanutty butts in proportion
to the flour and sugar and regular butts.....
i eyeballed it, with a couple generous blarps of the spatula,
and it turned out as fluffy and light as i've ever had it.
mmmmmm.
i like those happy moments when things intertwine, combine,
and then unfurl the new hottness for all of us to enjoy.
what'd i do?
i ate it.
c'mon,
what am i?
an A*-hole?
no way.
dark chocolate ganache, from the inner tunnely b-hole up and out across the top,
really added a deep and appreciable level of richness,
while the frosting scene brought the flippin' noise to the thing.
damn.
peanut butter frosting is SO good.
y'don't need a lotta peanut butts to make it fresh,
because it's got molto fatty boombattiness in there,
but it has such a dominant presence, 
you don't really have to.
of course,
i couldn't leave it alone, because that's not my style-
so i mixed in a whole bunch of cocoa, 
and took it all up into the chocolate peanut butter stratosphere.
ha.
and then,
just because i know that rules is rules,
and too much is the right amount,
i grated some dark chocolate sprankles onto the tippity top,
and brought the beast out, as it reached an eleven on the 1-10 scale.
wu-TANG!
guys,
nevermind about MY recipe-
what do you use to make cake?
*
i got that rabbit rabbit,
hopping out of my mouth.
i've got a whole big bundty ring of cake going in it.
i've got plans,
i've got predictions,
i've got more than i can fit stuffed into every aspect of my really real Folk Life.
it's all really happening,
i just have to get bigger, so i can be better.
i'm overloaded, and i don't want less of anything,
so i s'pose i'll just have to enlarge myself, in order to increase my maximum capacity.
hard styles,
and multiplication,
that's what's up;
never quiet, never soft.....

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