Tuesday, June 4

BLOXXX!!!

how many cookies can i eat at once?
a LOT.
maybe almost too many.
that's good, though.
too much is the right amount.
f'real.
check 'em:

ROCK BLOXXX!!
the signature supersexxxy chocolate chip oatmeal jauns.
oh, how i missed 'em.
and these were seriously expert.
maybe more so than usual even.
i mean it.
maybe it was just the long absence that made my heart grow fonder?
ha.
i dunno.
but, here's what's happening:
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ROCKBLOCKZ!
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preheat your oven to 375℉
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cream together:
1 stick (8 T) vegan butter;
1/2 tsp salt;
3/4 cup brown sugar;
1/4 cup sugar;
2 tsp vanilla;
1/2 cup unsweetened coarse-ground dried coconut.
mash that up, and stir in:
1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce;
2 T agave.
stir it again, then add:
1/3 cup oat flour;
2 cups king arthur flour;
1 tsp baking soda;
2 tsp baking powder;
10 oz vegan chocolate chips .
mix it allll up,
and form 2" balls on a baking tray.
give them 12 minutes in that oven, and let 'em cool.
now, on their own, just like this, they're incredible.
but with chocolate icing-
that's vanilla, cocoa, powdered sugar and s'milk-
they go to eleven.
and then, with rainbow sprankles???
c'mon.
if you ain't with that, you ain't sh!t.
WORD.
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the days are filling up fast.
summer isn't here yet and it feels half over already.
plus, i've got the F*ing heat on, four days into june-
so it also feels like it may never even start.
that's confusing.
and i don't really like it.
but,
i'm taking the time i have to work on relationships.
it was that or learn to play an instrument,
and i feel like maybe i need people more than i need another place to sink my time.
besides,
i've got a banjo and a concertina and four ukeleles and fifteen harmonicas
i already don't play, so maybe it's a better idea to make something happen
with folks who can interact with me and mine.
we'll see.
it's over before i's begun,
or it's never gonna start,
or whatever-
but i'm still heading into every day like it's a lottery win,
random chance and fortuitous circumstance
colliding and making a little magic happen in mundane ways;
never quiet, never soft..... 

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