Monday, September 9


national ampersand day!
sandwich week!
put 'em together and what do you get?
F* yes-

the ampersandwich!!!
what better way to close out eight days of glory and power
than stacks on stack on stacks on stacks?
it's a DÜDI BOI dagwood of epic vegan proportions.
i mean,
look closer:

really real mutha-uckers make 'em bigger, better, larger, and in-charger
and that's no joke.
what's IN it?
y'all might've thought i was playin' when i told you:
too much is the right amount.
but as you can see,
i really brought the noise this time.
it's a GRAND finale, not some sad weak-sauced-up watery diaperbaby bullsh!t.
wanna read more about it, neighbors?
alternating layers of thin-sliced organic 21 grain bread
& organic white whole wheat
lettuce, tomato, red onion, tempeh bacon, & chicken-fried seitan
oven-baked fresh-cut fries, spicy pan fried seitan, & pickles
hummus, cukes, pea shoots, & sprouts
AVO-F*ING-CADO, red onion, & purple carrot
fried tofu, cucumbers & tempeh bacon
vegan mayo, tempeh bacon, lettuce, & tomato
a cherry tomato & a pickle on top!

that's it.
sandwich week is over.
what's for dinner tonight?
lettuce, probably.
i'm turning into a loaf of bread after eight days of all those carbs.
but i DO still have ideas for a few more tasty sandwiches...maybe tomorrow;
never quiet, never soft.....

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