this guy.

yeah.
neighbors,
i have good friends.
i go to the post office every day,
and check my box!
hey-O!
usually it's empty,
or worse, filled with bills.
once in a while, though,
something expert shows up.
yesterday was one of those times.
one tiny brown paper package,
one present,
one message.
teleport:

uh huh.
it's a hamster.
c'mon,
don't be dumb.
sometimes,
something super flippin' cute can tilt the balance
back towards bright sides.
this is one of those times.
super cute unnecessary eraser animals?
yuuuuuuuuup.
thanks to shawn hebrank.
one of my friends.
you know,
those few that i've got,
who just happen to be better than all of yours?
yeah;
never quiet, never soft.....