i like muffins

hey!
i like muffins.
for breakfast an' that,
and for all the times afterwards, too.
i made some with wheat bran,
like, the stuff that's in raisin bran,
and that old people like for making poop happen.
uh-huh.
what?
no.
i didn't need any help pooping, i just wanted to see if i could make something
that i've always regarded as elderly into something new and dope,
for me and you and everybody else.
the secret?
oh, it's no secret-
it's CHOCOLATE.
yup.
chocolate improves most things,
and these were no exception.
check the teleport:

WOOOOOOOO!!!
so simple, so straightforward, so good,
i had to have a whole bunch of them at once.
that's real.
maybe you wanna make some muffins?
ok.
well, do it like this:
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preheat the oven to 350F,
and get yourself some muffinly papers to hold it down.
then, in a big ol' mixin' bowl,
combine:
1 cup sugar;
1 stick of butterish;
1/2 tsp salt;
2 tsp vanilla,
and when that's very well mooshed up,
add 1/3 cup cocoa,
and 1/2 cup non-dairy yogurt
...and when that's all together,
stir in:
1 1/2 cups a.p. flour;
1/2 cup wheat bran
1/4 cup tapioca flour
1/2 pkg chocolate chips
1 1/2 tsp bakey powpowder
1 tsp bakey soda
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that's all there is to it.
put the mix in the cups, and bake it all for about 30 minutes.
boom.
next thing you know?
it's muffin time.
how easy was that?
huh?
what??
well, yeah, you might poop extra.
who can say for sure?
no matter what,
it'll be worth it to munch up a few of these powerhouses.
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rain on my day off?
that's a mixed blessing.
on the one hand,
that means no yard work, and that's pretty rad.
but,
on the other hand,.
that meant dog walking in the drizzles all day.
that's a lot less rad.
in between, crabtree and i spent a whole bunch of quality time together.
i'm sure there's a catch,
but, for now,
my dog and i had a good time together.
i needed that.
go make some muffins, neighbors.
i'm gonna get expert on some big ol' dinnertime hottness, for one.
less friends just means more food for me-
that's called a positive mental attitude, bro.
recognize;
never quiet, never soft.....