Monday, April 8


it's been snowing and icing and generally being grey and lame and cold
this morning.
it's slippery and it's not dope and i'm not feelin' it.
what's the cure?
actual spring weather, probably.
we'll know it when we feel it, i guess.
i made some cookies.
they're chocolate.
i think they're good.
wanna see?

SPRING FLOWER sprankles.
that's cool.
you wanna bake some?
here's the recipe:
preheat the oven to 375℉
in a medium mixing bowl, cream together:
1 stick (8 T) vegan butter;
1/3 cup cacao;
1/2 tsp salt;
2 tsp vanilla;
1/4 cup sugar;
1/4 cup raw demerara sugar;
1/3 cup dark brown sugar;
1/3 cup powdered sugar.
(i had some little bits of all the sugars, so i used them all)
stir in:
1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce;
1/4 cup unsweetened plain coconut yogurt.
mix that well, then add:
2 1/4 cups king arthur flour;
1/2 cup oat flour;
1/2 cup ground unsweetened coconut flake;
1 1/2 tsp baking powder;
1 tsp baking soda.
8oz mini vegan chocolate chips-
knead up a sticky dark dough,
and ball up little 1 1/2" blops, and run what you brung, bruh...
bake those for 11-12 minutes, give or take.
they're like little bitty baby brownies.
the icing?
cacao: 5 tsp.
powdered sugar: 1 cup.
1/4 tsp vanilla.
2-3 T non-dairy milk.
that's it.
cookies activate that sugar lizard.
temporary bursts of rush and attack snack aggravation.
nothing is fixed, but that cookie bite feels better while it lasts.
what happens next?
i dunno.
i really don't know.
today is the day, just like every day-
is it baby day?
is it slip and fall day/
is it a tattoo day?
as far as i know.
there's actual F*ing snow falling......
and a snow day means ANYthing could happen.
rules is rules.
i'm waiting to see how it plays out;
never quiet, never soft.....

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